What body part are you?

Well, since everyone else is doing it I might as well get on board…I’ve decided to release an online quiz that tells you something rather uninteresting about yourself based on completely unfounded and illogical reasoning.

Which body part are you?

Your answers to the following seemingly irrelevant questions will butterfly cut your soul open and reveal to us all exactly what kind of person you are – and it’ll only take like 3 minutes too!

 

Question 1:

Minutes before the big Julia Roberts movie you realize that someone ate all of the potato chips and you are without any appropriate snack foods…what do you do?

a) Run to the store and get some potato chips and ice cream

b) Forego the chips and heat up some 

c) Beat the person who ate all the chips with a wiffle-ball bat

 

Question 2:

You’re in line at the McDonald’s drive-thru and can’t decide on what you want, but it’s your turn to order and you’re holding up the entire line. In a rush you blurt out the first thing that comes to mind…what do you order?

a) Extra Value meal #2 with no pickles and a Diet Coke

b) Uhhh...gimme uh Big Mac and uh large fry

c) Can you give me a minute please?

 

Question 3:

You're in your car on the way to work when the disk jockey on the country music station your listening to announces that the next caller who can correctly identify the upcoming song will win two tickets to Dollywood...do you:

a) call in immediately with the correct answer of "My Cheatin' Beagle"

b) call in even though you're not sure of the answer and try to fake it

c) swerve into a truck to avoid hearing any more country music

 

Now for the scoring...for each answer of "A" give yourself 3 points, for each answer of "B" give yourself 5 points and for every answer of "C" give yourself 7.32 points.

If you scored 9-12 points, you are an "sweaty armpit"

If you scored 13-16 points, you are a "hairy butt"

If you scored 17-24 points, you are a "fungally-infected big toe"  

 

If you scored 0 points, meaning that you can't identify with any of these issues and thus did not find any answer that suited you OR you think that these stupid, meaningless attempts to give our lives meaning via irrelevant quiz questions is bogus and you refused to play along -

CONGRATULATIONS!

You don't watch stupid movies, you know that the McDonald's menu hasn't changed in 7,000 years and you hate that twangy, idiotic, brain-dead garbage that is "kuntry musac." I guess the bottom line here is that if a system for describing the personality of a fully grown adult takes less than 5 minutes to invent, it might not be worth jack squat.  

That last quiz I took said I was a confrontational person with social issues and a knack for seeing the negative in everything...how freaking bogus.