Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Stop being such a lazy bum!

Does it annoy you like it does me when you see people spending excessive amounts of time and effort just to get a parking place that’s as close to the front of the store as possible? I mean, it’s not like there is a huge difference between the spot in the back and the spot in the front…we’re not talking about miles here folks. Usually you save about 20 yards. Is it really worth the time and effort (not to mention the freaking aggravation you cause everyone else who has to drive around you while you wait for the very front space) just to save yourself from walking a bit?

What I really love is when you see people do this at the grocery store, and then later see them buying weight loss products. You’re so committed to losing weight that you’ll force down one of those Salisbury steaks from Lean Cuisine but you won’t walk an extra 20 yards through the parking lot. Can you say “guaranteed failure”?

Thinking will not damage your brain – some of you should give it a try.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How 'bout those bloggers? They're a pretty lazy crew.