Here is my Valentine's Day haiku for all the people I've mentioned in my blogs:
Losers of the world
Remove you from the gene pool
Happy we would be
I got nothin' but love for ya baby!
Feel free to add your own V-Day haiku to this post...let's see what you can do! It won't be as cool as mine, but I bet if you try real hard it won't suck too bad. (FYI - a haiku is a form of poetry that lazy people invented so that they could write really short poems and still get credit for writing poetry. It basically involves 3 lines - the first has 5 syllables, the second has 7 syllables and the last has 5 syllables. Learn about it here and then contribute.
11 comments:
Jeremy's a looser
His writing turns me into a snoozer
I might become a boozer
Happy Vday.
Something like that??
Dean
By the way, I spelled loser wrong..but that is nothing new for me to spell something incorrectly...
Here I will write it again:
**Jeremy's a loser
His writing turns me into a snoozer
I might become a boozer**
Best I can do...ds
Umm...perhaps your counting needs work instead of your spelling...you have like 12 syllables per line.
But I sure do appreciate you!
VD Haiku
Yes! Beer and Pretzels
and roses made of duct tape
Redneck Valentines
Made up holiday
For Florists to get wealthy
Hey! Wheres my dinner?
Chocolate tastes good
more and more I just can't stop
Ow my chair just broke
Can't take anymore
I'm no longer infected
Sign the damn papers
LOL! Those are nice ferret...I just hope your wife doesn't read them. If she does, I wouldn't eat the dinner you are asking her to bring - can you say arsenic?
Why waste time
writing doggerel rhyme
to Hell with the Japs
Youth Pastor can't spell.
Bible College graduate.
It's Dr. Green's fault.
Only Jeremy
would post a haiku contest.
Odd he truly is.
An attempt:
red and roses be
fake happiness displays he
standards met for she
couple says I do
las vegas drunken decrees
two always regret
LOL...these are great.
Hey: I asked if it was something like that, meaning that I have never tried nor heard of a Haiku and did not feel like reading about it...
And don't blame Dr. Green for my uneducated ways. Blame the computers with spell check :)
And don't be afraid to attach your name, even if you do sign is as anonymous...
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