Famous quotes - lucky day style

"A penny saved is a penny earned a complete waste of time because you can't buy anything with a penny."

"Be prepared...for your day to suck major butt."

"The early bird gets the worm bags under his eyes and a strong desire to nap during the 2 o'clock meeting."

"Idle hands are the devil's workshop hands that are well-rested and have plenty of time to do stuff they actually enjoy doing"

"A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush means someone needs to ask you, 'What in the heck are you doing holding a live bird in your hand?'"

"A stitch in time saves nine." (Is there some hidden wisdom here that only sewing people understand?  This sucks by virtue of it's obscurity and you should severely beat anyone who says this to you.)

"Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all that to have married an ugly mean girl with bad breath and a poodle. (Poodles suck, just trust me on this one)"

"You'll never know until you try...just how bad of a failure you can be."

"If at first you don't succeed, try try again you may need to consider the possibility that you're too stupid to accomplish what you have set out to accomplish.  Realizing this can save you a lot of heartache and struggle, and many people are capable of living within the limits of their own stupidity and actually become quite comfortable there."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away means at least once a day you could be eating something much more tasty."

"Every man dies - but not every man really lives does it quickly enough."

"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for today.  Teach a man to fish, and you have fed him for a lifetime hopefully conveyed the message that you're not going to support some lazy, out of work bum who wants to sponge off your hard work.  If this loser wants fish, let him catch his own @!#% fish!"

"It takes 47 facial muscles to frown and only 13 to smile...but a look of complete indifference doesn't require any facial movement at all and does just as good of a job of conveying the notion that you want the other person to go away."

"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."  Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

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OMG today totally sucked. I had a customer totally spill his coffee on me at work today and then this other guy wanted to pay with EXACT CHANGE!!! and not with a check card OMG that really sucked because I had to open the register and I totally don’t know how to do that. Ken the manager guy like so got on to me about it and said my attitude needed to improve well no way like what am I supposed to do be happy about having to count out change for some guy who’s like holding up the line? Everyone was pro’lly happy that I gave him a dirty look cause they had to wait on him and OMG he smelled so bad. I so thought I was going to throw up right there but I didn’t. My mom is not cool with me wearing this skirt she says it will make all the boys stear at me but Brandon totally digs it so I just put the skirt in my backpack and change into it when I got to work – hope my mom doesn’t come in to buy some coffee LOL! I've just got to get those pink sandals cause they will look SO CUTE! with this skirt and that purse is darling I want it too. Does Johnny really like me you think? He is so HAWT and so cute and he told me the other day that he might come over one time OMG can you beleeve it I would totally die if he did but in a good way. You should wear your hair up more it looks so good! Mr. Jenkins said if I talk anymore he's going to like call my parents or something chemistry class is SO BORING I'm like when is the bell going to ring or whatever so I can go to lunch already??? School is such a major pain except for boys. Well, GTG talk to you later. bye.

Dance

You know when you gotta go cause life is tough
They’re yelling at you ‘bout your hair and clothes and stuff
Well tell them to !#@%!@^% ‘cause you’ve had enough

And Johnny looks at you and says, “Baby you ain’t right…
You’re stupid and ugly and I cheated on you with Julie last night…
…but I still love you and I don’t want to fight”

Well you know what you gotta do…

Dance…like you never danced before
Cause it’s your chance…to move it on the floor
For everyone to look at you and love you even more
Cause dancing will make it all right
Dancin’ on into the night