Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Hey! It's magic snot!

Breathing – one of the many things we take for granted in this life!

I’ve got one of those massive sinus infections that get passed around every now and then…you know, the kind where it feels like someone has jammed a tennis ball inside each of your nostrils?

Here’s what I love about these things…the membranes in your nose are so swollen up that even air cannot pass through them, but somehow you still manage to have a runny nose. It’s so crowded in there that AIR can’t get through – and yet I find a constant stream of snot pouring out. Where the heck is that stuff coming from?

I need air!

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2 comments:

Nick Riggs said...

Dude, I kid you not, I was just thinking about leaving work and going home because I have such a huge sinus infection, it’s rendering me unable to think… I’m not even sure how I was able to type this message.

Jeremy Conner said...

It's going around at the office...and my kid has it as well. Can someone "debuff" me please? (WOW'ers get it!)